Monday

The trouble with Flanders is he has no sense of space. He comes in at like 6:30 everyday, and when you arrive he is chompin' at the bit to talk to you. So as you sit down at your desk, turn on your pc, and try and settle in, he's already in your doorway with his coffee ready to chat. I was dreading this because Flanders was out on Thursday and Friday, so I knew he would be all about the new office interview.

Flanders 'So this is it, huh? (Flanders is often very generic)
Me 'yep' (I'm often very short)
Flanders ' well it's lot bigger than you r old office' (an indisputable fact)
Me ' true'
Flanders ' it's kinda open though (another invaluable insight)
Me 'yeah'
Flanders 'if these walls were a little taller...but they won't spring for anything'
Me 'you go that right'

Somehow, he left at this point, I feel so lucky. We could've talked all day. That Flanders is a real showman.

Let's see show up in your office way too early, state the obvious and wander off.


Netflix-Starwoids
Music- Lee Scratch Perry